Cancun is coming up in a week, so I thought I'd put up what I plan on doing.
To-do list for Cancun:
-Get an awesome tan by using Hawaiian Tropic golden tanning lotion.
-Rub tanning oil all over a big bottomed, but bigger breasted broad. (Or more than one I might prefer.)
-Smoke a Cuban (cigar).
-Eat a ton of shitty food and not get sick
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